That's Nessie. Obviously: she has a tunnel from Loch Ness to China. And when people at Loch Ness investigate too much, it gets too hectic for her and she takes off to China. Why didn't the scientists notice that? Simple: Nessie has a cover over the tunnel there, probably a lock system. Otherwise all the water would drain away to China - it's logical, right?
At kniebes|net you can find the original article.
As usual, he talks out of his ass instead of his head
At heise online news there's the original article.
And what's the difference now compared to the day before yesterday? And to last week? And to next week? Scanning for Windows machines and automatically testing exploits is standard repertoire for hackers by now. That's happening every day - and thanks to the tons of bugs in this caricature of an operating system, it probably will be in the future too ...
At Industrial Technology & Witchcraft you can find the original article.